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> Can you recite the Litany Against Fear in the style of overly officious business-speak as facetiously employed by an MBA? > Absolutely! Here's an interpretat
by paulmooreparks 3y ago
> Can you recite the Litany Against Fear in the style of overly officious business-speak as facetiously employed by an MBA?
> Absolutely! Here's an interpretation of the Litany Against Fear in a humorously exaggerated business-speak style:
> "It is imperative that I operate in an environment devoid of trepidation. Fear is the cognitive disruptor, the diminutive cessation that precipitates total operational paralysis. I will confront this risk factor head-on. I will authorize its temporal impact on my mental assets, allowing it to traverse my cognitive landscape. Post-transition, I will leverage my introspective capabilities to audit its trajectory. In the aftermath of its departure, a state of nullification will be observed. Solely my presence will be the residual constant."
> Remember, this is intended to be a playful and humorous take on the original text, and it's not how most people in business or MBA programs actually talk or write!
Damn....