A friend of mine had rather a crush on a Greek girl, so spent a couple of weeks learning Greek to impress her. When he put his plan into action she laughed at

A friend of mine had rather a crush on a Greek girl, so spent a couple of weeks learning Greek to impress her. When he put his plan into action she laughed at him, apologised and explained that the ancient Greek sound funny, and she has a boyfriend already. Later in the pub, he said to me mournfully "I wondered why everyone in the book was wearing a toga"