It was a satire. My go to formula is actually (A * B) / C + 2^D + (rand(4, -4) * E) / (0.5 * F) [A] Time if I did it all by myself [B] I have no id

It was a satire. My go to formula is actually (A * B) / C + 2^D + (rand(4, -4) * E) / (0.5 * F) [A] Time if I did it all by myself [B] I have no idea what I'm doing ratio [C] I totally have done this before [D] Amount of weekly WTF per code review [E] That stakeholder couldn't hold a stake [F] Likely hood of it changing by next week