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"Death by ironic circumstances. Time of death chosen from within the allowed range such that hazards to bystanders are minimized, then such that irony is maximi
by glimcat 15y ago
"Death by ironic circumstances. Time of death chosen from within the allowed range such that hazards to bystanders are minimized, then such that irony is maximized, then randomly."
Solving for maxima in the Law of Universal Perversity should do it.
- commieneko 15y agoMight as well wish for a Deathnote that was Touring Complete. The story emphasises that Deathnotes are fairly literal, and that if you try to push it you'll just get a heart attack death.
- gosub 15y ago"Death by starvation while yelling repeatedly the solution to the P=NP problem or if a solution is possible"
- commieneko 15y agoYou just cause an exception in the Deathnote implementation code and crashed the universe...