did an uber exec stop at a gas pump, breathe in some fumes, watch the ads play while pumping, down a couple of buzz balls from inside the convenience store, and

did an uber exec stop at a gas pump, breathe in some fumes, watch the ads play while pumping, down a couple of buzz balls from inside the convenience store, and shout eureka while driving off into the sunset? how many c-levels plan on getting a telly?