To be fair, I can set up a new service on bare metal in minutes too, mostly because I don't need to set up everything from scratch. I don't really need to set

To be fair, I can set up a new service on bare metal in minutes too, mostly because I don't need to set up everything from scratch. I don't really need to set up a database or load balancer or anything like that because it already exists on the server. Just create a new database schema, new systemd service, new nginx rule.