I work with one of these. They're a Gervais Principle Loser, only works three days a week, doesn't care about promotions, work politics, money or anything reall

I work with one of these. They're a Gervais Principle Loser, only works three days a week, doesn't care about promotions, work politics, money or anything really. He's an extreme person as well, dressing in the same clothes every single day because he doesn't care about clothing. He's there to help us when we mortals get stuck. I tried to poach him once, let's just say people got upset.