A porn app, obviously. But something tasteful - start with a lickable interface written in the native toolkit, decorated in Corinthian leather with porn decodin

A porn app, obviously. But something tasteful - start with a lickable interface written in the native toolkit, decorated in Corinthian leather with porn decoding accelerated by the power of M2. Of course, we also have to be confident enough to pioneer the future of porn, so we'll include leaderboards and "Now Playing" statuses so you can see if your friends and family have closed their rings. It's about family and health, Apple's two biggest lasting legacies. To give it that premium touch that users come to expect, the app will only play porn licensed by an Apple Certified model who circumstantially agrees to forfeit 15-30% of their earnings. Of course, the real motivation behind the certification system is safety and privacy - when we analyze your vision patterns to improve our biometric feedback system, we want you to rest assured that data is processed on-device until we hash it and use it to serve anonymized advertisements. You're protected from the evil whims of the Metaverse, and sketchy third-party video sites that just want to take your money. In the ecosystem, you're safe and protected. With these new features, we feel confident that the Reality Pro can disrupt the porn watching market. Think about the sum of how much you pay to watch porn on other devices - your phone, TV, laptop - all of that can be replaced with just one $3,500 device. It's revolutionary.