I very intentionally kept the README like this because I didn't want to be seen as starting shell flamewars. Plus writing promotional material isn't my strength

I very intentionally kept the README like this because I didn't want to be seen as starting shell flamewars. Plus writing promotional material isn't my strength. Improving this side of things is something that's constantly on my mind though. Plus if anyone else also wanted to contribute then I'd welcome that with open arms.