OK. TechCrunch is not one of the absolute worst websites ever to grace the internet, its employees are not the dregs of our industry, and contemplating the oppo

OK. TechCrunch is not one of the absolute worst websites ever to grace the internet, its employees are not the dregs of our industry, and contemplating the opportunities available to those who worked on it definitely does not give me a god damn ulcer. Under no circumstances is the world a worse place in every single way for its existence.