Get a shitty guitar, learn how to make a power chord, find a friend who has drums, get the friend to play a beat, choose three power chords to rotate and start

Get a shitty guitar, learn how to make a power chord, find a friend who has drums, get the friend to play a beat, choose three power chords to rotate and start a punk band. My circle of friends has grown exponentially in the three years I've been doing this.