This is the weakest "anti-rumor" corporate response ever. After all that lengthy passive-aggressive "We're great, but you need to charge your battery", there's

This is the weakest "anti-rumor" corporate response ever. After all that lengthy passive-aggressive "We're great, but you need to charge your battery", there's not a single statement about what would happen if the battery runs out, which is precisely what the original article is about. Tesla, stop beating around the bush like a politician, grow up and answer the million-dollar question like a man: What will happen once the car's battery is completely depleted? (life-line hint: it will get bricked)