I once got a below average performance review paired with an above average raise, to which I told my boss that he could call me ugly if it came with money like

I once got a below average performance review paired with an above average raise, to which I told my boss that he could call me ugly if it came with money like that. I will say that it helped a lot that I really liked him and he wasn't all that thrilled with the company review process either and was apologetic about it.