This is absurd Some folks seem to think it's intentionally absurd. I thought about playing along and chatting up how New York is clearly the capital of the wor

This is absurd Some folks seem to think it's intentionally absurd. I thought about playing along and chatting up how New York is clearly the capital of the world if you don't realize us savages lack a world government, but all my comedian friends have told me to keep my day job. Or would if I had any comedian friends. Or, you know, a day job even.