> Onion futures are banned in the US: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onion_Futures_Act https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onion_Futures_Act So that only criminals ha

> Onion futures are banned in the US: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onion_Futures_Act https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onion_Futures_Act So that only criminals have onion futures. And we all know that to stop a bad guy with onion futures you need a good guy with onion futures.