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This is fucking amazing!!! Can I get an implant that will exercise my muscles automatically while I can hooked up to a machine?

• _yb2s 3y ago
  Yes, my new startup Sever offers a service that permanently cuts your spinal coord so you can work all day at a virtual desk using an Apple Vision Pro, while your body works out all day in the gym- completely undetectable to you. Of course you will need to now pay hourly API access fees to use your new FitBody(tm) and sign over the rights to let us rent your physical body to 3rd party virtual users for any hours you don’t pay for. As the initial “donor” you will get priority access when booking time on “your” body.