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It's fascinating how brain cells outside of its host can do simple tricks like play pong. Perhaps these scientists need a new marketing department because DishB
by 1-6 3y ago
It's fascinating how brain cells outside of its host can do simple tricks like play pong. Perhaps these scientists need a new marketing department because DishBrain isn't quite appetizing.
- harveywi 3y agoDishBrain's elevator pitch: Neural networks meet fava beans and a nice Chianti.
- juliusgeo 3y agoMaybe they could rebrand to "Brainlent Green".
- NoZebra120vClip 3y agoYeah, this is ethically-sourced meat, right? You could have a whole pipeline that trains neural nets to farm gold, and then slaughter it for a steady supply of cabeza to every taco truck in these United States. https://xkcd.com/2173/ https://xkcd.com/2173/
- juliusgeo 3y agoI would dare to say that's not even an outrageous proposal, more of a modest.
- NoZebra120vClip 3y agoThis month I shall begin to identify as prepackaged cultured meat with a fully-functional neural net. (It's OK, I'm an expert at Pong.)
- bitwize 3y agoThat's liver. When it comes to brains, canonically Hannibal is fond of eating them straight out of the skull, with the owner still alive and conscious.
- beebeepka 3y agoMaybe they can do more than play pong. Is "the host" something more than machinery, a vehicle, to a big clump of brain cells? Is there a soul? Or is it all an illusion I've tried cow brain twice and it was delicious.