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As a bachelor who lives alone, it would actually be very motivating if I overheard my appliances making hushed comments about how I "look a little more plump th
by dumpsterdiver 3y ago
As a bachelor who lives alone, it would actually be very motivating if I overheard my appliances making hushed comments about how I "look a little more plump than usual."
- willi59549879 3y agoonly if it is true, but for that they would also need cameras on you at all times.
- jayd16 3y agoJust a scale on your smart toilet seat would do.
- wrycoder 3y agoHm, maybe I'll apply to YC. Except my version also has a sniffer and can detect C. difficile and SARS-CoV-2.
- DiscourseFan 3y agoDo you think I could get a smart fleshlight that measures my sperm-count and the average number of thrusts it takes me to finish?