Oh yeah! Now you mention it, it has all the elements of a chiropractor sales pitch: Present a problem. Convince the audience that they have it. This problem

Oh yeah! Now you mention it, it has all the elements of a chiropractor sales pitch: Present a problem. Convince the audience that they have it. This problem will lead to {list of problems on par with stage 4 cancer} We have the solution! No cancer for you if we crack your neck/teach you to breath Here is a form to pay for your half price initial consult.