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I guess Elon will handle this by tweeting something really crazy to shift focus from the real problem, and as usual we will fall for it. On the other hand, he

I guess Elon will handle this by tweeting something really crazy to shift focus from the real problem, and as usual we will fall for it. On the other hand, he is running out of crazy things to say. The only remaining thing I can think of is he coming out in support for cannibalism

zeristor 3y ago
If things get tight in his Martian kingdom they may well have to invent the Donner Pass kebab.
- tiffanyg 3y ago
  Ah yes, reminds me of one reason I don't mind waiting so much for a table these days. Just list the family name as "Donner" - hearing the maître d' call out "Donner, party of 4, your table's ready" really makes up for the wait! ;)
capableweb 3y ago
Cannibalism is crazy now? Think of all the advantages: - Cannibalism is a way to maximize the use of available resources - If regulated in a certain way, cannibalism could serve as a form of population control - With a balanced diet and careful preparation, human meat could be a source of protein and other nutrients - Cannibalism could be seen as a means of waste reduction. Instead of bodies taking up space in graveyards or being cremated, they're consumed - Cannibalism could be used as a symbol of dominance or power. Consuming another person might be a demonstration of absolute control or superiority. Of course, this is all fictional, and I just thought it would be fun to try to think positively about a somewhat controversial topic. But still...
- tiffanyg 3y ago
  What "a humility-rich proposal" ;)
  - devonkim 3y ago
    Not exactly on brand for him to be modest though, so I don’t imagine it would be suggested except maybe as an April Fool’s Day joke
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- WesolyKubeczek 3y ago
  There is one small hole in the whole thing called “prion diseases”, though…
  - falcolas 3y ago
    They did cover that, under the “Population Control” bullet point.
- xyst 3y ago
  But what about the buzzards? If we all begin to purge each other and eat one another, then the poor buzzards will starve. Lol
- cubefox 3y ago
  I remember meeting a girl studying anthropology. She talked about her taking a course on "man eaters". Primitive tribes who occasionally eat people. (Of course it's entirely unacceptable to say "primitive" or even "tribe" in anthropology!) Instead of condemning the practice as morally abhorrent, as they often do, e.g. for persecution of homosexuality, they just talked about why they (the man eaters) do it, what type of spiritual gains they hope to achieve with it, etc, very non-judgmental. On other matters anthropologists are some of the most judgmental people in academia. The absurdity of the double standard was hard to express. Some kind of inconsistent moral relativism.
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dang 3y ago
Please let's not go into boring celebrity wars. Especially not this boring celebrity war. https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html
- hnisaciaasset 3y ago
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  - dang 3y ago
    https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26148870 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26148870
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zeristor 3y ago

If things get tight in his Martian kingdom they may well have to invent the Donner Pass kebab.

tiffanyg 3y ago
Ah yes, reminds me of one reason I don't mind waiting so much for a table these days. Just list the family name as "Donner" - hearing the maître d' call out "Donner, party of 4, your table's ready" really makes up for the wait! ;)

capableweb 3y ago

Cannibalism is crazy now? Think of all the advantages: - Cannibalism is a way to maximize the use of available resources - If regulated in a certain way, cannibalism could serve as a form of population control - With a balanced diet and careful preparation, human meat could be a source of protein and other nutrients - Cannibalism could be seen as a means of waste reduction. Instead of bodies taking up space in graveyards or being cremated, they're consumed - Cannibalism could be used as a symbol of dominance or power. Consuming another person might be a demonstration of absolute control or superiority. Of course, this is all fictional, and I just thought it would be fun to try to think positively about a somewhat controversial topic. But still...

tiffanyg 3y ago
What "a humility-rich proposal" ;)
- devonkim 3y ago
  Not exactly on brand for him to be modest though, so I don’t imagine it would be suggested except maybe as an April Fool’s Day joke
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WesolyKubeczek 3y ago
There is one small hole in the whole thing called “prion diseases”, though…
- falcolas 3y ago
  They did cover that, under the “Population Control” bullet point.
xyst 3y ago
But what about the buzzards? If we all begin to purge each other and eat one another, then the poor buzzards will starve. Lol
cubefox 3y ago
I remember meeting a girl studying anthropology. She talked about her taking a course on "man eaters". Primitive tribes who occasionally eat people. (Of course it's entirely unacceptable to say "primitive" or even "tribe" in anthropology!) Instead of condemning the practice as morally abhorrent, as they often do, e.g. for persecution of homosexuality, they just talked about why they (the man eaters) do it, what type of spiritual gains they hope to achieve with it, etc, very non-judgmental. On other matters anthropologists are some of the most judgmental people in academia. The absurdity of the double standard was hard to express. Some kind of inconsistent moral relativism.

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dang 3y ago

Please let's not go into boring celebrity wars. Especially not this boring celebrity war. https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html

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- dang 3y ago
  https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26148870 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26148870
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