This sounds more or like like what factotum (https://9fans.github.io/plan9port/man/man4/factotum.html https://9fans.github.io/plan9port/man/man4/factotum.html),

This sounds more or like like what factotum (https://9fans.github.io/plan9port/man/man4/factotum.html https://9fans.github.io/plan9port/man/man4/factotum.html), from plan9, tried to do