Genetically engineered octopi could be developed to grow hard little nubs on their tentacles so they were capable of giving massage therapy. Quarterly profits i

Genetically engineered octopi could be developed to grow hard little nubs on their tentacles so they were capable of giving massage therapy. Quarterly profits indeed! But then, perhaps they would learn to give each other nub rubs and then we’d have this runaway hedonic biological phenomena underseas. My god.