"Excuse me ... but which one of us has a penis". I have in fact been in the room when someone has actually said this. It was intended as a joke and the lady to

"Excuse me ... but which one of us has a penis". I have in fact been in the room when someone has actually said this. It was intended as a joke and the lady to whom he was addressing his query (who just happened to be his boss) was also in fact highly amused by it. All the other men just sat there with their mouths literally hanging open.