Boy, you’re not kidding. Here, I’ll save everyone the time and paste the singular relevant paragraph: Half-hidden within the rush of revelations is a teaser fo

Boy, you’re not kidding. Here, I’ll save everyone the time and paste the singular relevant paragraph: Half-hidden within the rush of revelations is a teaser for a secret report on Tesla’s long-awaited “Cybertruck,” a weirdly angular pickup truck announced in 2019. It’s unlikely to be good news. Seriously, that’s it. I did the scrolling so that you don’t have to.