Revise your understanding of thick please. I a business is expecting me to do all the work to obtain service from them, they should be tipping me, not me tippin

Revise your understanding of thick please. I a business is expecting me to do all the work to obtain service from them, they should be tipping me, not me tipping them. Next time I see Jeff Bezos's yacht maybe try to step on board and ask for my service fee...