Why? It's not a trash title. Explain yourself, and give us some substance instead of being inflammatory. Indistinguishability obfuscation (plus one-way functio

Why? It's not a trash title. Explain yourself, and give us some substance instead of being inflammatory. Indistinguishability obfuscation (plus one-way functions) implies basically every cryptographic primitive there is, including public key encryption, NIZKs, and MPC. It gets close to giving us FHE (open question, I think). In some sense it is a "unifying primitive". Absolutely a holy grail to cryptographers, even if it isn't for you.