there is a german comedian with a piece about the dangers of driving under the influence of alcohol. the plot was something along the lines of: "did you know t

there is a german comedian with a piece about the dangers of driving under the influence of alcohol. the plot was something along the lines of: "did you know that 20% of car accidents happen under the influence? well that means in return that 80% of accidents happen with sober drivers! i hence request immediate action and emergency beer stations to be established on all roads."