How to get fired from Fox News in under five minutes

STEP 1: Go on air as usual, but instead of sticking to the usual inane script, ask a lot of truly interesting, open-ended, tough, controversial questions that might cause the audience to think and/or question long-held beliefs and assumptions -- like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fOaCemmsnNk STEP 2: There is no step 2. Fox News will fire you after step 1.