Kansas is a state in the United States of America. While DBs and caching systems do operate in Kansas, the state of Kansas itself cannot easily be utilized as

Kansas is a state in the United States of America. While DBs and caching systems do operate in Kansas, the state of Kansas itself cannot easily be utilized as a key value store. Mainly because Kansas is not software but a piece of land with people and government. While it is reasonable to assume that the people and government of Kansas can create a key value store, it would require a law change to consider said software to be officially recognized as being part of Kansas.