Why would you want to use a language that eliminates this ambiguity other than in legal or academic contexts? I think sentences like "Fruit flies like a banana.

Why would you want to use a language that eliminates this ambiguity other than in legal or academic contexts? I think sentences like "Fruit flies like a banana." must exist, they are useful in that they are stimulating the recipient's mind to question the senders intentions. It demands further inquiries and questions, which is I think a good thing. In some cases being vague and ambigious is the only way to ask further questions.