> be me > girlfriend died ten years ago > one day she logs in > omg > i realize she's an advanced chatbot > ok i can work with this > pr

> be me > girlfriend died ten years ago > one day she logs in > omg > i realize she's an advanced chatbot > ok i can work with this > probably she's GPT-4 or something even more advanced > mfw she can't solve winogrande > mfw she has theory of mind at only a nine-year-old level > mfw I realize she's GPT-3 > it must be done out of mercy > i block her simulacrum forever and delete from contacts