If they had they would say "I ran the same query, last week 1+1 = 2 and this week 1+1=!$#@#$%". The assumptions required to believe "Trust me bro, I know these

If they had they would say "I ran the same query, last week 1+1 = 2 and this week 1+1=!$#@#$%". The assumptions required to believe "Trust me bro, I know these things" require many more leaps of faith.