> log file velocity staying about the same was one of the primary things they alerted on, as a proxy signal for server health I don't want to bash on PHP like

> log file velocity staying about the same was one of the primary things they alerted on, as a proxy signal for server health I don't want to bash on PHP like it's 2002, but ... that's probably one of the most PHP things I ever heard. I worked somewhere where people were against raising error_reporting because someone was in the habit of writing "flase" instead of "false" – which worked because PHP – and it wasn't deemed worth fixing :-/ Old PHP days were wild.