I would rather have an anal probe with a cactus than ever be a landlord again. Vacancy, slow payers, maintenance, evictions that take forever, etc. Being a di

I would rather have an anal probe with a cactus than ever be a landlord again. Vacancy, slow payers, maintenance, evictions that take forever, etc. Being a distant landlord is even worse. Yes you can get a property manager. But, then you have to pay them.