I worked for JPMC from 2016 to 2019 and they had nothing like this. Not saying they couldn't have rolled it out in the past 4 years... oh wait, there's no way

I worked for JPMC from 2016 to 2019 and they had nothing like this. Not saying they couldn't have rolled it out in the past 4 years... oh wait, there's no way they're competent enough to roll ANYTHING this complicated out in 4 years. There's probably some internal system called WADU that the poster is dramatically exaggerating. They have lots and lots of useless internal systems.