I was going to make a joke about how it isn’t all that surprising that a person with this history of language selection would completely misunderstand and misus

I was going to make a joke about how it isn’t all that surprising that a person with this history of language selection would completely misunderstand and misuse relevant technical slang in the English language. But I’m not supposed to sow discord so I won’t. The author navigates the technology world very differently than I do.