This was a bizarre thing to read. I felt like it was straight out of the uncanny valley of human interaction. “No one talks this way!” I thought. Except for tha

This was a bizarre thing to read. I felt like it was straight out of the uncanny valley of human interaction. “No one talks this way!” I thought. Except for that little voice in the back of my head that reminded that, yeah, some people do actually talk this way, and reading this feels like I’ve crash-landed on a planet full of them. Regardless, “data lake” is a fucking stupid and nonsensical metaphor.