What a hostage situation. Get our free TV; but try to cover the ads, or mess with the Wi-Fi, and we'll charge your credit card the full thousand bucks - just l

What a hostage situation. Get our free TV; but try to cover the ads, or mess with the Wi-Fi, and we'll charge your credit card the full thousand bucks - just like that. Oh, your internet was down for four days because Comcast sucks? Well... sorry for putting you in financial distress. Have a free movie rental! We'll also send a free cupcake if you take down your bad review! Oh, and your kids had better not throw a Wiimote into the thing. Otherwise that "free $1000 TV!" quickly is a terrifying liability, not a perk.