> Is there a direct connection between falling birth rates and treating animals as if they were beloved children? Yes, definitely. The cats sabotaged the econo

> Is there a direct connection between falling birth rates and treating animals as if they were beloved children? Yes, definitely. The cats sabotaged the economy to increase financial insecurity, and the dogs infiltrated r/Parenting to raise human parenting standards to unattainble levels. As a result, people are no longer willing to have babies, and both species have raised their living standards, enjoying the good life and laughing behind our backs. /s