I was on hn or reddit and I wished someone would buy an oil tanker for like $1 and sell for -1 if possible but for a brief period, I'd have owned a freaking oil

I was on hn or reddit and I wished someone would buy an oil tanker for like $1 and sell for -1 if possible but for a brief period, I'd have owned a freaking oil tanker. Sadly couldn't convince anyone. Sad sad really. It could've been a nice story today.