Tangentially related, this reminds me way back when I was learning with our new PET 2001 machines, how I wrote a routine that would print text out as "300 baud"

Tangentially related, this reminds me way back when I was learning with our new PET 2001 machines, how I wrote a routine that would print text out as "300 baud" (not that I actually knew what that was), but rather, "print text slowly" so that it would look like a "real computer".