My dream job would be to get hired directly by higher ups (board, VPs, etc.) and be given authority to hunt down and fix idiotic stuff like this. It is a fanta

My dream job would be to get hired directly by higher ups (board, VPs, etc.) and be given authority to hunt down and fix idiotic stuff like this. It is a fantasy because seemingly stupid stuff often has relatively good reasons to exist, but boy would I have a field day at most big tech companies.