Nice, I need my kids to study this: One day you’ll find yourself drinking an iced beverage. The ice belongs in the glass, not your mouth, but should ice enter

Nice, I need my kids to study this: One day you’ll find yourself drinking an iced beverage. The ice belongs in the glass, not your mouth, but should ice enter your mouth, it should not return to the glass. Maybe add: It should not go into your hands or slide over the table. If it really is to big and cold for the mouth, just suffer through it or quietly walk (do not run) to the toilet to remove it. Some things are cultural though, like: Kissing a Girl on the Cheek One day you’ll find yourself kissing a girl on the cheek. This is great, sophisticated fun, but unless she’s your significant other, your lips and her cheek should not actually touch. Extra Points Cheek-to-cheek contact is fine as is the much-maligned “air kiss.”