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Best single piece of advice: Drinking at an Office Party one day you’ll find yourself drinking at an office party. Want to be an observer of the inevitable sh
by pastacacioepepe 3y ago
Best single piece of advice:
Drinking at an Office Party
one day you’ll find yourself drinking at an office party. Want to be an observer of the inevitable shit show rather than the star? Skip the liquor and drink only beer or wine.
extra points
Only amateurs call in sick the morning after an office party.
- coffeebeqn 3y agoHah don’t most people get the hint from their body by their 30s anyway? I don’t know anyone who still drinks heavily and I knew some very heavy drinkers in their 20s
- strken 3y agoOr you can just get a neat whiskey then spend an hour or two sipping it. It's neat, so there's no ice to melt nor carbon dioxide to separate, and nobody can tell how long you've had it. The only downside is defending it from over-zealous waiters.
- Doxin 3y agoApple juice in a whiskey glass is a good one too. People just sort of assume the alcohol content. Or if you're in a place where they sell ginger beer that's a good one too. Looks like it probably ought to be alcoholic, has "beer" in the name, but is alcohol free.