> Google Bard now open to use Ah, cool, can't wait to see which service they will shut down next! > Please sign in using your Google account Ah, OK, fair, ca

> Google Bard now open to use Ah, cool, can't wait to see which service they will shut down next! > Please sign in using your Google account Ah, OK, fair, can't just shut down services without any metrics... > Please insert and touch your USB key Ah, OK, fair, you want your metrics to only pertain to real users like myself... > Email alert: new sign-in from the same IP you always sign in to! Ehhhm, yeah, OK, could not see that one coming... Should have accepted unlimited tracking cookies, I guess... chortle > Bard isn’t currently supported in your country. Stay tuned! Ehhhhmmmmm, yeah, sure. Yup. I will. Stay. Tuned... SNORT