I grew up near the impressively named Flaming Geyser State Park. As a kid, I was excited to see what would surely be a terrifying jet of fire. But no, it was

I grew up near the impressively named Flaming Geyser State Park. As a kid, I was excited to see what would surely be a terrifying jet of fire. But no, it was a mere few inches tall, hardly visible in daylight. Alas, it was apparently depleted in 2016. Sign my petition to rename it The Park That Formerly Contained a Natural Bunsen Burner Called Flaming Geyser https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flaming_Geyser_State_Park https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flaming_Geyser_State_Park