I'm interested in these topics, but I don't speak German and absolutely hate camping. Burning Man is a big no for me because of the camping aspect alone. I don'

I'm interested in these topics, but I don't speak German and absolutely hate camping. Burning Man is a big no for me because of the camping aspect alone. I don't want to have to step off a plane and figure out how to buy a bunch of camping equipment in another country, haul it to a rural park where it looks like there is only a limited bus service, and then figure out what to do with it before flying back. Is this event not for me? It's OK if not.