Buddy of mine was getting a job where he needed to be heavily, heavily interviewed by CSIS. Lots of polygraphs forms, etc. Detailed political interviews. Anywa

Buddy of mine was getting a job where he needed to be heavily, heavily interviewed by CSIS. Lots of polygraphs forms, etc. Detailed political interviews. Anyways, they get to this really thick form and the female CSIS interviewer says "please provide me a rough explanation of your history with illegal drugs," buddy says "Never. Not once." "Never?" "Never." One check box checked on the form the rest left unfilled. Oh and my buddy was being truthful, but if you have to lie do it like that. "Never. Not once."