Let's try that again: "Doing your job well does not help your career. Helping coworkers does not help your career. The single most important part of your job i

Let's try that again: "Doing your job well does not help your career. Helping coworkers does not help your career. The single most important part of your job is sitting in an office. Maybe disrupt others trying to work nearby with conversations to show how collaborative you are? If you're lucky you might be able to interrupt the work of people who aren't even in those conversations!"