Then one time, I believe it was July ... no August, there's a knock on the door. Open the door and there's this cute little girl scout. Ah she was so adorable

Then one time, I believe it was July ... no August, there's a knock on the door. Open the door and there's this cute little girl scout. Ah she was so adorable with her little pigtails and all. And she says to me "how would you like to buy some cookies?" I said "well what kind do you have?" She had thin mints, graham crunchy thins, oatmeal raisin... I said "we'll take a graham crunchy. How much will that be?" She looks at me says "I'll need about three fitty." WELL! IT WAS ABOUT THAT TIME I NOTICED THIS LITTLE GIRL SCOUT WAS ABOUT 8 STORIES TALL CRUSTACEAN FROM THE PALEDOZOLIC ERA! THE LOCHNESS MONSTER!